Brett Gardner left today’s game with … a stomach bug

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Bob Buttons says:
March 23, 2013 at 4:13 pm
In other news, Cervelli lacerated himself in a freak pizza-cutting accident, Stewart will miss some games due to twisting his wrist in a freak door knob-turning accident and Romine will miss some games in a freak wii-playing accident.
When asked for comments, Cashman responded “Bobby Wilson has gone on the DL from a prolonged-case of a newly discovered disease of WobbyBilson-itis.
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• Austin Romine says:

  March 23, 2013 at 4:15 pm

  If you think I look bad, you should see my TV.

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  • Bob Buttons says:

    March 23, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    Worse than this?

    http://www.tv-armor.com/images/broken_screen.jpg

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Angelo says:
March 23, 2013 at 4:14 pm
That line up on Opening Day is going to look very enticing
…for the opposing pitcher
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Anthony says:
March 23, 2013 at 4:18 pm
Legit scared me there Mike, haha.
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Dalek Jeter says:
March 23, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Something about playing the kids, the injuries being a sign, Cashman sucking, Hal should sell the team, bodies rolling in graves, pompous inner circles, and how it’s all A-Rod’s fault.
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• jjyank says:

  March 23, 2013 at 4:56 pm

  I wonder if he’s gonna go all Chan Ho Park on us if he gets asked a questions about it.

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  • jjyank says:

    March 23, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Whoops, wasn’t supposed to be a reply to you.

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  • mike c says:

    March 23, 2013 at 10:02 pm

    lotta dialea

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dkidd says:
March 23, 2013 at 5:16 pm
the yankees promptly signed the bug to a minor league deal
girardi: we’re gonna try buggy out at third, see what we’ve got
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trr says:
March 23, 2013 at 5:31 pm
laughing at “buggy”
ge hdoes that shit all the time
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• trr says:

  March 23, 2013 at 5:32 pm

  *he does that shit
  goddam, no typing + driving !

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pasta says:
March 23, 2013 at 6:00 pm
the yankees have needs at first andthird whatever happened to that larusso kid and lard
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• Robinson Tilapia says:

  March 23, 2013 at 6:34 pm

  What could have been:

  1B: Lard
  2B: Cano
  SS: Pastor Icky
  3B: Larusso

  Infield for the next quarter century flushed down the toilet.

  Cashman failed.

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  • Dropped Third says:

    March 23, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    +1

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• forensic says:

  March 23, 2013 at 6:49 pm

  Totally agree, he was the best…

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E

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  • forensic says:

    March 23, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    That’s disappointing, how is this (or any of the last couple of fights) also not included in that montage? Screw just going along with the music.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPZFxlB-Qvs

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Barry says:
March 23, 2013 at 6:33 pm
Zombie Gardner might kill his UZR in center..
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Robinson Tilapia says:
March 23, 2013 at 6:34 pm
RIP Brett Gardner
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Dropped Third says:
March 23, 2013 at 8:02 pm
Hung over Brett? I am…
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