Mar
23

Brett Gardner left today’s game with … a stomach bug

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Via Mark Feinsand: Brett Gardner left today’s game after five innings due to a stomach bug according to Joe Girardi. Thankfully it’s nothing serious, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the virus mutated into some kind of flesh eating disease that landed Gardner on the DL all season. It’s been that kind of Spring Training.

20 Comments»

  1. Bob Buttons says:

    In other news, Cervelli lacerated himself in a freak pizza-cutting accident, Stewart will miss some games due to twisting his wrist in a freak door knob-turning accident and Romine will miss some games in a freak wii-playing accident.

    When asked for comments, Cashman responded “Bobby Wilson has gone on the DL from a prolonged-case of a newly discovered disease of WobbyBilson-itis.

  2. Angelo says:

    That line up on Opening Day is going to look very enticing

    …for the opposing pitcher

  3. Anthony says:

    Legit scared me there Mike, haha.

  4. Dalek Jeter says:

    Something about playing the kids, the injuries being a sign, Cashman sucking, Hal should sell the team, bodies rolling in graves, pompous inner circles, and how it’s all A-Rod’s fault.

  5. dkidd says:

    the yankees promptly signed the bug to a minor league deal

    girardi: we’re gonna try buggy out at third, see what we’ve got

  6. trr says:

    laughing at “buggy”
    ge hdoes that shit all the time

  7. pasta says:

    the yankees have needs at first andthird whatever happened to that larusso kid and lard

  8. Barry says:

    Zombie Gardner might kill his UZR in center..

  9. Robinson Tilapia says:

    RIP Brett Gardner

  10. Dropped Third says:

    Hung over Brett? I am…

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