Brett Gardner left today’s game with … a stomach bug

Update: Jeter DHs in minor league game, won't discuss ankle anymore
Open Thread: 3/23 Camp Notes

Via Mark Feinsand: Brett Gardner left today’s game after five innings due to a stomach bug according to Joe Girardi. Thankfully it’s nothing serious, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the virus mutated into some kind of flesh eating disease that landed Gardner on the DL all season. It’s been that kind of Spring Training.

Update: Jeter DHs in minor league game, won't discuss ankle anymore
Open Thread: 3/23 Camp Notes
  • Bob Buttons

    In other news, Cervelli lacerated himself in a freak pizza-cutting accident, Stewart will miss some games due to twisting his wrist in a freak door knob-turning accident and Romine will miss some games in a freak wii-playing accident.

    When asked for comments, Cashman responded “Bobby Wilson has gone on the DL from a prolonged-case of a newly discovered disease of WobbyBilson-itis.

  • Angelo

    That line up on Opening Day is going to look very enticing

    …for the opposing pitcher

  • Anthony

    Legit scared me there Mike, haha.

  • Dalek Jeter

    Something about playing the kids, the injuries being a sign, Cashman sucking, Hal should sell the team, bodies rolling in graves, pompous inner circles, and how it’s all A-Rod’s fault.

    • jjyank

      I wonder if he’s gonna go all Chan Ho Park on us if he gets asked a questions about it.

      • jjyank

        Whoops, wasn’t supposed to be a reply to you.

      • mike c

        lotta dialea

  • dkidd

    the yankees promptly signed the bug to a minor league deal

    girardi: we’re gonna try buggy out at third, see what we’ve got

  • trr

    laughing at “buggy”
    ge hdoes that shit all the time

    • trr

      *he does that shit
      goddam, no typing + driving !

  • pasta

    the yankees have needs at first andthird whatever happened to that larusso kid and lard

    • Robinson Tilapia

      What could have been:

      1B: Lard
      2B: Cano
      SS: Pastor Icky
      3B: Larusso

      Infield for the next quarter century flushed down the toilet.

      Cashman failed.

      • Dropped Third


    • forensic

      Totally agree, he was the best…

  • Barry

    Zombie Gardner might kill his UZR in center..

  • Robinson Tilapia

    RIP Brett Gardner

  • Dropped Third

    Hung over Brett? I am…