Aug

The Robbie and Kim show

Anyone else think that Robinson Cano is totally sleeping with Kim Jones? That post-game interview today pretty much sealed the deal for me.

Update by Joe: Don’t worry. Once Robbie signs a seven-figure deal, he won’t have to sleep with the Kim Jones’s of the world.

If you want to see for yourself, here’s the link. Stupid YES won’t let you embed their YouTube videos.

Categories : Irresponsible Rumormongering

21 Comments»

McLovin says:

August 30, 2007 at 4:21 pm

haha

Count Zero says:

August 30, 2007 at 4:58 pm

LOL

And in a similar vein…how about this ESPN Headline:

Yankees wave magic Wang and sweep Red Sox

lil kim jones says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:18 pm

this may be classless, but kim jones’ nipples have a way of poking through absolutely whatever she is wearing. today it was a suit with a shit underneath, and probably a bra. what does she have under there?

does anyone else notice this?

Mike R. says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:24 pm

Chicks dig the long ball.

ShawnT says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:25 pm

You now Michael K isn’t aloud to call her lil kim jones no more

Mike R. says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:27 pm

I’d like to suggest possible headlines.

“Schilling can not handle Wang”

“Yank’s Wang bigger than BoSox Bats”

“Who is the Yankee ace? Insert Wang Here”

“Yankees wield powerful Wang”

Count Zero says:

August 30, 2007 at 7:24 pm

“Yank’s Wang bigger than BoSox Bats”

OK — diet coke out the nose there…painful.

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Jeteupthemiddle says:

August 30, 2007 at 10:35 pm

“No batted balls for Wang?”

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Dude says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:33 pm

^lol
if i was cleverer, i’d add my own.

Mike A. says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:34 pm

Nice little note here: the $70M man, JD Drew, is now 1 for 30 at Yankee Stadium as a Red Sock.

And frankly, I’d be pretty disappointed if Robbie was banging Jones. I’m sure he could at least manage to get some of Jeter’s sloppy seconds.

Ben K. says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:36 pm

Welcome to River Ave. Blues, the classiest Yankee Blog around. Because who else but us would have this post tagged as Irresponsible Rumormongering?

Mike R. says:

August 30, 2007 at 5:38 pm

Ahhh Ben. Journalism at it’s finest.

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C-Note says:

August 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm

sorry to break thread but did you hear what Francona said after game– if that young man wanted to get our attention he did…. WTF?????? so it’s been OK for 5 years of target practice on Jeter, Soriano, then 24/7 on A-ROD and he bitches about this? GOD I hate the Sox… so smirking punk ass Beckett drill A-ROD in Boston & both benches get warned– guarrenteed…. really Joe, please, if he’s still on the team use him for a reason, send Farnsy in to DRILL Varatek or Papi in the back with 99 MPH heater, so what if he gets suspended, would be doing us a favor

back to the tread, lil’ Kim also seems very perky when interviewing Giambi

Yea, Cano can probably do better but would any of us slobs kick her outta bed?

Methinks not

Joseph P. says:

August 30, 2007 at 10:25 pm

Kick her out of bed I would. A man has to have standards.

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- Mike A. says:
  
  August 30, 2007 at 11:02 pm
  
  Eh, if it came down to it, I’m sure I’d give it a go with Jones. I’d make sure the lights were off though. As the kids say these days, “it’s all the same in the dark.”
  
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  - Joseph P. says:
    
    August 31, 2007 at 7:26 am
    
    If you’re poking the fire, you’re not looking at the mantle…
    
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