• http://riveraveblues.com Mike A.

    Now we know why he’s such a slap hitter!

  • Yankee Fan in Chicago

    Thith ith how we do ith in Provincetown ladies.

  • http://riveraveblues.com Mike A.

    The post-game showers always were Julio’s favorite part of baseball.

  • Victoria

    He feels pretty, oh so pretty, it’s a pity how pretty he feels!

  • E-ROC

    I guess the Fairy didn’t want to break a nail.

    • A. Phil

      The fairly didn’t want to break his nail alright. Especially in the 8th inning when he let the ball slip from his grasp, if you know what i’m saying.

  • http://mvn.com/mlb-yankees/ Jim Johnson

    Agador! Spartacus! Agador Spartacus!

    He insists on being called by his full name.

  • Mike R.

    Eeeeeeeeeek! I thought I saw mouse!

  • D

    Agador Spartacus…brilliant….”I don’t wear shoes because, you see, they make me fall down.”

  • steve (different one)

    i’d normally point out that seems kindof weak considering Boston is still playing and the yankees are not, but then i remembered that Lugo is a wife-beating lowlife, so he should be ridiculed at all times.

  • A. Phil

    Lugo beating up his wife is more like a cat fight.

  • yankz

    If I tiptoe, maybe they’ll forget I’m being paid 36 million dollars to suck.

  • http://mvn.com/mlb-yankees/ Jim Johnson

    Prance, prance, prance.. now jazz hands!

  • Stylez

    I have spirit fingers, I have twinkle toes!!!

  • Gustavo

    With a spring in his step Lugo sings “we’re going to the world seeeries, we’re going to the world seeeries”

  • Jamal G.


  • Rajah of Rehab

    Julio Lugo shows Melky Cabrera the proper way to go into first base on a close play.

  • alex

    it’s been a while since lugo has taken one deep…..

    • Andrew


  • http://lbaprequel.lobitowebsite.com/ LBA Prequel

    Ryan Garko: “How you doing, Julio?”

    Julio Lugo: “I’m sssuper, thanksss for assking!”

  • http://breakingballs.riveraveblues.com Tommy

    You know, I think it’s such a disgusting stereotype that gay people can’t hit. Most gay men I know could muster a better season line than .237/.294/.349.

    • Alex


  • redbug

    Idiotic homophobic comments are offensive to me and I hope many others on this normally great site. Red Sox fans have been calling Derek Jeter homophobic names for years. That’s not surprising considering it’s coming from them. I would’ve thought Yankee fans were brighter than that.

    • http://www.riveraveblues.com Ben K.

      Mostly, these comments aren’t homophobic. It’s a silly picture; we’re making fun of it. I think Lugo’s doing one of the Monty Python Silly Walks myself. But, hey, a joke that’s funny to the rest of us isn’t going to be funny to everyone.

      • redbug


        You or no one else, I hope, wouldn’t make racial or ethnic “funny” comments about a player. I’m just saying this kind of stuff hurts some people’s feelings.

    • alex

      relax dude. funny is funny, and that picture is funny. if you are homosexual, your life would be a lot easier if you learn to laugh at stuff like this, and if you aren’t, loosen up.

  • kris

    To describe Lugo as running like a lady is an insult to ladies.

  • Stylez


  • Jeb

    I’m tho fasst!