Oct
22
Julio Lugo is fabulous
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Now we know why he’s such a slap hitter!
Thith ith how we do ith in Provincetown ladies.
The post-game showers always were Julio’s favorite part of baseball.
He feels pretty, oh so pretty, it’s a pity how pretty he feels!
I guess the Fairy didn’t want to break a nail.
The fairly didn’t want to break his nail alright. Especially in the 8th inning when he let the ball slip from his grasp, if you know what i’m saying.
Agador! Spartacus! Agador Spartacus!
He insists on being called by his full name.
Eeeeeeeeeek! I thought I saw mouse!
Agador Spartacus…brilliant….”I don’t wear shoes because, you see, they make me fall down.”
i’d normally point out that seems kindof weak considering Boston is still playing and the yankees are not, but then i remembered that Lugo is a wife-beating lowlife, so he should be ridiculed at all times.
Lugo beating up his wife is more like a cat fight.
If I tiptoe, maybe they’ll forget I’m being paid 36 million dollars to suck.
Prance, prance, prance.. now jazz hands!
I have spirit fingers, I have twinkle toes!!!
With a spring in his step Lugo sings “we’re going to the world seeeries, we’re going to the world seeeries”
WHO’S GAYER NOW PAPELBON?!?!?!?!
Julio Lugo shows Melky Cabrera the proper way to go into first base on a close play.
it’s been a while since lugo has taken one deep…..
genius
Ryan Garko: “How you doing, Julio?”
Julio Lugo: “I’m sssuper, thanksss for assking!”
You know, I think it’s such a disgusting stereotype that gay people can’t hit. Most gay men I know could muster a better season line than .237/.294/.349.
BURN!
Idiotic homophobic comments are offensive to me and I hope many others on this normally great site. Red Sox fans have been calling Derek Jeter homophobic names for years. That’s not surprising considering it’s coming from them. I would’ve thought Yankee fans were brighter than that.
Mostly, these comments aren’t homophobic. It’s a silly picture; we’re making fun of it. I think Lugo’s doing one of the Monty Python Silly Walks myself. But, hey, a joke that’s funny to the rest of us isn’t going to be funny to everyone.
Ben,
You or no one else, I hope, wouldn’t make racial or ethnic “funny” comments about a player. I’m just saying this kind of stuff hurts some people’s feelings.
relax dude. funny is funny, and that picture is funny. if you are homosexual, your life would be a lot easier if you learn to laugh at stuff like this, and if you aren’t, loosen up.
To describe Lugo as running like a lady is an insult to ladies.
DAMNNNNNNNN THESE CRABS ARE BURNING MEEEEEEEEE!
I’m tho fasst!