Nov
29

Johnny Damon would like to take his pants off

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11 Comments»

  1. kris says:

    Thanks for ruining the rest of my day.

  2. Mike R. says:

    I wanna dip my balls in it!

  3. Count Zero says:

    There was a guy like that on my HS football team. He would do things like run around the locker room with a jock strap on his head…

    Somehow, I’m not really surprised to find out that Damon is just like that guy.

  4. Brian says:

    Oh you, Johnny Damon…..wait, what? Putting on your shorts in front of the other guys? Oh.

  5. zzzzz says:

    such a character. the yanks are so much better when he is healthy.

  6. Brian says:

    Due to this locker-cleaning conversation, I have just uncovered the real reason Andy Pettitte is thinking of retiring

    AP: Johnny, are those boyshorts?
    JD: Boyshorts, manshorts, whatever!
    AP: Um, yeah, my wife wears those.
    JD: Dude, now THAT’S SEXY. Does she just take them out of your drawer, or does she buy them herself?
    AP: She definitely buys them herself. For herself. Alright….later, Johnny.
    JD: See you next year, dude. I can’t wait to “man up” with you and your rich option. I see a lot of boyshorts in your future.
    AP: Right. For my wife, maybe.
    JD: (grins) See you soon, Raggedy.
    AP: (turning) Um, Joe? Anybody seen Joe?

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