Nov
29

Johnny Damon would like to take his pants off

By Benjamin Kabak
Posted on Thursday, November 29th, 2007 at 2:56 pm in Asides.

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kris says:

Thanks for ruining the rest of my day.

 
Mike R. says:

I wanna dip my balls in it!

Joseph P. says:

What’s that?

Baba ganoush!

 
Dan says:

I’m actually seeing Showalter and Ian Black perform tonight. I’m excited.

Mike R. says:
Kevin23 says:

Thank God someone else remembers The State. It not my own private shame anymore.

 
Dan says:

At the Somerville Theatre in Boston. It was really funny, especially since most of it was definitely improv. I saw Showalter in the lobby and shook his hand, but didn’t remember until later that he’s a big Yankee fan and could/should have talked to him about that. Oh well.

 
 
 
 
Count Zero says:

There was a guy like that on my HS football team. He would do things like run around the locker room with a jock strap on his head…

Somehow, I’m not really surprised to find out that Damon is just like that guy.

 
Brian says:

Oh you, Johnny Damon…..wait, what? Putting on your shorts in front of the other guys? Oh.

 
zzzzz says:

such a character. the yanks are so much better when he is healthy.

 
Brian says:

Due to this locker-cleaning conversation, I have just uncovered the real reason Andy Pettitte is thinking of retiring

AP: Johnny, are those boyshorts?
JD: Boyshorts, manshorts, whatever!
AP: Um, yeah, my wife wears those.
JD: Dude, now THAT’S SEXY. Does she just take them out of your drawer, or does she buy them herself?
AP: She definitely buys them herself. For herself. Alright….later, Johnny.
JD: See you next year, dude. I can’t wait to “man up” with you and your rich option. I see a lot of boyshorts in your future.
AP: Right. For my wife, maybe.
JD: (grins) See you soon, Raggedy.
AP: (turning) Um, Joe? Anybody seen Joe?

 
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