“It’s all about jokes, doing naked pull ups and putting on my shorts in front of the other guys.”
Thanks for ruining the rest of my day.
I wanna dip my balls in it!
I’m actually seeing Showalter and Ian Black perform tonight. I’m excited.
Thank God someone else remembers The State. It not my own private shame anymore.
At the Somerville Theatre in Boston. It was really funny, especially since most of it was definitely improv. I saw Showalter in the lobby and shook his hand, but didn’t remember until later that he’s a big Yankee fan and could/should have talked to him about that. Oh well.
There was a guy like that on my HS football team. He would do things like run around the locker room with a jock strap on his head…
Somehow, I’m not really surprised to find out that Damon is just like that guy.
Oh you, Johnny Damon…..wait, what? Putting on your shorts in front of the other guys? Oh.
such a character. the yanks are so much better when he is healthy.
Due to this locker-cleaning conversation, I have just uncovered the real reason Andy Pettitte is thinking of retiring
AP: Johnny, are those boyshorts?
JD: Boyshorts, manshorts, whatever!
AP: Um, yeah, my wife wears those.
JD: Dude, now THAT’S SEXY. Does she just take them out of your drawer, or does she buy them herself?
AP: She definitely buys them herself. For herself. Alright….later, Johnny.
JD: See you next year, dude. I can’t wait to “man up” with you and your rich option. I see a lot of boyshorts in your future.
AP: Right. For my wife, maybe.
JD: (grins) See you soon, Raggedy.
AP: (turning) Um, Joe? Anybody seen Joe?
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