Jun
29
Heeeeeeeeeeee’s back! Mitre’s a Yankee
ByVia Tom Haudricourt, the Yankees have acquired Sergio Mitre from the Brewers for cash. He had been designated for assignment the other day. Buddy Carlyle has been DFA’ed to clear room on both the 25-man and 40-man rosters. It’s just a marginal upgrade (at best), and I think we can all agree that Mitre is better than Carlyle. This one’s for the lulz.





speechless.
Here’s the plan… hughes takes over the eighth because he’s most valuable there… mitre starts…
Hey it worked in 2009
In before incessant bitching about a LONGMAN. Mitre’s probably going to take his old role back, pitching in hilarious blowouts.
You’re next, gaudin…. You’re next.
Watch out for Scott proctor, too
GTFO. Ridiculous. He must have something on Cashman. Three times off of the scrap heap.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
He’s not going to do anything important, but this is HILARIOUS
Sergio Mitre > Buddy Carlyle
That is all.
i dont get why people are pissed about it either
I was just going to say that he can’t be any worse than Carlyle.
Oh it’s possible.
WE’ll see how hes used.. If Mitre is only here for Carlyles innings, thats fine, but if hes gonna take Wades innings, or even Noesi’s innings, then it stinks… If he starts taking Ayalas innings, then we have big trouble..
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it just didnt feel right without the experience on the yankees
I like him better than Gordon.
Who didn’t see that coming? Really.
telegraphed it, really.
I think i just heard a 6-car wreck outside my house…..
I can’t stop laughing. This made my night.
Mitre just won’t die. Lulz worthy.
hopefully he doesnt start on sunday
…strapping on my lollerskates right now
AJ can’t get a break, he pitches great tonight and we still get mitre anyway
wait, what? what does sergio have to do with aj
no idea what this means
I like Mitre just for the simple reason that he continues to reappear somehow on this team
This is kind of funny, since they did the same thing with Gaudin last year.
I’m sure he’s better than Carlyle, and face it, once Hughes and Soriano come back, he’s probably gone again.
I can hope but I’m gonna doubt it.
I’m guessing Noesi and Gordon go down to AAA, not Mitre.
WOW! Thank you NYY for not making the mistake of letting good old Mitre slip through your fingers. Making my night!
Lets look at Mire’s stats this year: 3.27 ERA and a 1.21 WHiP in 22 gams. Not bad.
why was he DFA’d then?
Cause would you trust Mitre against the Yanks in NYS?
It’d be HILARIOUS if he pitched against the Brewers tomorrow.
I’m pretty sure thousands of Yankee fans just cried “NOOOO” in unison…oh the Jedi are gonna feel this one.
Well I suppose that is one way for the Brewers to win the finale.
Big Meeeechhh
Larry Hoover!!!!!!
MITRE GETTING WORK!!!
HALLELUJAH!
/rick ross’d
ONE TEAM, UNDER GOD.
REAL MITRES GETTING MONEY FROM THE ****ING START.
THESE M*****F*****S MAD CUZ THEY HATE ME.
STUNT SO HARD MAKE EM DFA ME.
I THINK I’M BIG MEECCHHHHH
THE YANKS JUST SIGNED ME.
161 AND RIVER, THAT’S WHERE YOU’LL FIND ME.
NOW LOOK AT BUDDY, NOW LOOK AT ME.
YOU CAN SEE A PITCHER, HE’S WHAT I USED TO BE.
LOOK AT THIS WAY, CASH WENT THE RIGHT WAY
ALWAYS GETTING MONEY, THE NAT LEAGUE PAYS.
NOW F*** A LOOGY, I’M SELF-MADE
YOU A SUCKA PITCHER, I’M SELF-PAID.
THIS FOR MY RICH PITCHERS (CC)
THIS FOR MY POOR PITCHERS (BIG BART)
JUST TOOK THE SPOT OF AN UNDER-PERFORMING B**** PITCHER.
I THINK I’M BIG MEECH, LARRY HOOVER
MITRE GETTING WORK, HALLELUJAH
ONE TEAM, UNDER GOD.
REAL MITRES GETTING MONEY FROM THE ****ING START.
best RAB comment ever. Ever.
+1
holy shit, this is epic.
prolific!!
This is the greatest.
I just started a slow-clap in my cubicle for this.
I don’t know. Not feeling it at all.
I’m so, so, SO excited for my second Experience.
Do you know Sergio?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5up4PrAbbE
Welcome back, The Experience.
Here’s hoping he doesn’t pitch more than 20 innings this year.
Mitre is BACK!!!!!! Punch our ticket to the World Series Now!!!!
My nickname for Mitre Is Rasputin from here on out.
Anything to avoid using a Scranton arm, amiright?
http://riveraveblues.com/2011/.....nt-2314988
LMAO. Good call! Makes this situation 10 times funnier, I think.
He’s the freaking 25th man on the roster and the last one out of the bullpen. No big deal. Mitre was a 3.33/4.69/4.20 ERA/FIP/xFIP for us last year with very similar numbers this year. I’ll take his 51% GB rate over Carlyle’s 22% GB rate any day in Yankee Stadium.
Funny that he’s back? Eh, whatever, I’m fine with it.
cosign to every word of this… doesnt seem like a big deal
Amusing, but not a bad trade. A mop-up/half way decent pitcher for nothing? I’ll take that any day. If he doesn’t work out, he gets cut. So I have no problem with this trade. That is, assuming that Girardi realizes he isn’t Ramiro Mendoza.
Far, far worse pitchers have spent time in a New York Yankees uniform than Sergio Mitre since they first acquired him. He was a victim of the numbers of the game at the start of the year. That’s not the case now. They got him for cheap. Case closed.
Besides, now Theo can’t acquire him, in the ultimate depth move, and make him their #56 starter.
Please don’t sign Sidney Ponson tomorrow….. Please don’t sign Sidney Ponson tomorrow….. Please don’t sign Sidney Ponson tomorrow….. Please don’t sign Sidney Ponson tomorrow…..
Ahh, the fat Aruban. We could have quite the collection of fat pitchers if we did sign Ponson though.
the finest collection in all the land
This definitely isn’t as bad as the Ponson love affair.
The best was Cody Ransom.
I forgot about ol’ Snacks.
love me some snacks pontoon
Wouldn’t worry about this–I’d say there’s about a 75% chance he’s locked in the bowels of a Caribbean jail right now.
wait, I thought they Knight’d him in Aruba or something?
I think he’s actually at the airport as the official ‘Wal-Mart style greeter/Ambassador’ to the island…
Hahahahahahahaa this is fucking awesome, everyone and their mother called this
Forgive me for not having a clue here, but why does everyone call him the Experience? Is there a joke I missed somewhere?
He was known around these parts as “The Sergio Mitre Experience.”
Because it’s such an “experience” to watch him start.
This is stupid. There was no reason to bring Mitrash back. Girardi has always overated/overvalued this guy. This guy is nothing more than a mop-up guy but Girardi acts like Mitre is a key ingredient to this team.
I don’t care what Mitre’s number were last year for us or this year with the Brewers. He only put up those numbers because he pitch with no pressure on him what so ever. Just watch, the first oppertunity Girardi gets he will put this guy into a game with a 1-run lead and we will lose. Mitre = Carlyle and Sanit
yeah and cashman sucks and failed at building opitching depth!!!
I actually heard somewhere that Mitre is a really good club house guy. Maybe with Nova/Noesi up Cashman is thinking he can be a bit of a teacher as well as a mop up guy
I may or may not have made that up.. I just think it’s funny Mitre’s back. I have no problem with it.
watch cash considerations be enough for the brewers to resign fielder XD
I don’t know why we cant just give Igawa a chance….
…and I’m so kidding btw.
Cashman has found us our #2 starter!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like the move, he’s better than Buddy and he’s probably okay enough to face the bottom third of a line up in the 7th or so.
I’d rather have Mitre over Gaudin. Just when u thought he was out…they pull him back in!
I have not pitched since LL. I’m available.
Unreal. Why bring back Girardi’s mistress? It’s just stupid. Hughes and Colon are coming back. They have to put Nova in the pen so we’re going to have 2 long men? Dont’ get it.
When I got the text from my friend the Yankees got mitre back I thought he was joking cuz of the brewers series. I cant believe they got him back!! He must have pics of girardi cheating on his wife. “Of all the dramatic things sergio mitre in the Bronx hes coming back to the yankee
/Susan waldmaned
Welcome back, Sergio! Now Cashman is a lock for executive of the year.
what does “lulz” mean?
lulz
“I cant believe they got him back!! He must have pics of girardi cheating on his wife.”
Dude, Mitre’s the the other woman…man.
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Haha prob right. sergio mistress
Nice move. Seriously. We traded him for Chris Dickerson, and now we have Dickerson and Mitre. Next Spring, we’ll trade him for someone else!
GENIUS!
He’s just like a quarter on a string at the arcade.
Heres what will really piss me off and I can see coming from a mile away: If when Colon and Hughes return the 2 pitchers that lose their spots on the team are Nova and Noesi. Then Mitre and Gordon stay and we have 2 mop-up guys for no reason what so ever when shouldn’t even have 1. Both Nova and Noesi are clearly better than Mitre and Gordon but I can see Girardi and Cashman doing something stupid like that. We would then have a bullpen of 2 dominant relievers in Mo and D-Rob, an inconsistent lefty in logan, a guy who we really don’t know what he is yet in Wade, Ayala(what ever role he actually fills) and two mop-up guys who can’t handle pressure and don’t have good stuff. That would an embarassment.
Calm Down Bro
Cool story bro
Nobody is asking the real question here, though…
Does Sergio Mitre meet the “he’s better than Mitre” requirement?
I say, “Yes!”
Like I said a few days ago, in the ultimate case of irony:
Mitre now officialy passes the ‘Better Than Mitre’ test!
#MindBlown
World crumbles.
The fact that 90% of RAB posters get upset with Sergio Mitre(who is way better than Buddy whoever) shows you they are disconnected from the rest of the world and need to take a break from the Yankees.
Maybe you’re the one taking things too seriously if you think everyone is genuinely “upset”
THE EXPERIENCE!!!!!
Just wanted to give a big thanks out to my fellow RAB-ers. This thread is full of just good old fashioned fun.
Yes, like the rest of you, I would take Mitre over Carlyle. However, what the Yankees need is another lefty reliever, not another long relief pitcher. Hughes and Colon will be back, therefore Gordon and another pitcher (quite possibly Mitre) will be gone. Nova or Garcia would then be the long man.
What they should have gotten is a lefty reliever. They still can of course, but picking up Mitre makes no sense whatsoever
Horrible decision mitre sucks