Monday Night Open Thread

As I’m sure you’ve heard, there’s a report going around saying Robinson Cano is not happy with the Mariners and would like to return to New York somehow. Too bad it won’t happen. Even if the two sides could work out a trade — Cano for Jacoby Ellsbury? pretty please? — there are egos involved and I just can’t see it happening. I mean, maybe it’ll happen, but the chances are like 0.00001% or something like that, right? For shame.

Here is your open thread for the evening. The Bills and Patriots are the Monday Night Football game, plus the (hockey) Rangers and Fightin’ Porzingises (Porzingi?) are playing, and there’s a bunch of college hoops on as well. Talk about those games or anything else here.