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River Ave. Blues ยป The results of today’s Tampa meetings

The results of today’s Tampa meetings

October 16, 2007 by Joe Pawlikowski 7 Comments

The cost of sleeping with Derek...
Did you see that?!?

So it took Yankees beat reporters until 1 p.m. to figure out that the organizational meetings wouldn’t be at Legends Field. It goes hand in hand with what Max Kellerman said about baseball writers today (and I’m paraphrasing): They’re bringing in people with IQs in the 90s, which for them are geniuses. What did the reporters do after they finally figured out that they were in the wrong place? Started stalking, of course. Ed Price on what ensued:

“We’re seeking out all of owner George Steinbrenner’s usual haunts in the Tampa Bay area, including restaurants and hotels.”

Hey, Ed. If you do that to your ex-girlfriend you’ll end up with a paper requiring you stay 500 feet away at all times.

Anyway, Howard Rubenstein announced the outcome of today’s proceedings, and it’s a doozy. So what’s in the box?

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU’RE SO STOO-PID!

Hopefully at least one of you gets that.

The cost of sleeping with Derek...
Did you see that?!?

Filed Under: Whimsy Tagged With: Joe Torre

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