Oct
16

The cost of sleeping with Derek…

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…is apparently however much they charge for parking at Miami’s Shore Club hotel. And I thought it was simply a case of herpes

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13 Comments»

  1. Mike A. says:

    Two scantily clad women huh? He was hitting into double plays during the ALDS, so it only figures…ah, you know where this going.

  2. Mike A. says:

    And, sadly, that’s still cheaper than the cost of parking at the new stadium.

  3. kris says:

    Newsday reported the “summit” meeting is taking place at Steinbrenner’s home. They should convene with a decision any time now?

    http://www.newsday.com/sports/.....9658.story

  4. yankz says:

    How rich do you have to be to get bored with hot women dancing all over you?

  5. Alex says:

    it’s not the money that makes derek disinterested in hot women, it’s his love for men.

  6. steve says:

    a little threesome action for the jete … i wouldn’t expect anything less.

  7. Mike NYY says:

    How rich do you have to be to get bored with hot women dancing all over you?

    THe greatest evil of money

  8. Joseph P. says:

    How do you sleep at night?

    On top of a pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful women.

    Just asking. Yeesh!

  9. Mike A. says:

    What would you do if you had a million dollars? I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

    • yankz says:

      One of the greatest quotes from one of the greatest movies ever.

      I think it pretty much sums up the desire of 99% of straight men.

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