The cost of sleeping with Derek…


…is apparently however much they charge for parking at Miami’s Shore Club hotel. And I thought it was simply a case of herpes

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  • http://riveraveblues.com Mike A.

    Two scantily clad women huh? He was hitting into double plays during the ALDS, so it only figures…ah, you know where this going.

  • http://riveraveblues.com Mike A.

    And, sadly, that’s still cheaper than the cost of parking at the new stadium.

  • kris

    Newsday reported the “summit” meeting is taking place at Steinbrenner’s home. They should convene with a decision any time now?


  • yankz

    How rich do you have to be to get bored with hot women dancing all over you?

  • Alex

    it’s not the money that makes derek disinterested in hot women, it’s his love for men.

    • yankz

      Yeah, which is why he took two dudes home.


      • http://riveraveblues.com Mike A.

        Don’t forget Jessica Alba. Or Jessica Beil. Or Miss Universe. Or the state of Florida.

  • steve

    a little threesome action for the jete … i wouldn’t expect anything less.

    • http://riveraveblues.com Mike A.

      It musta been a slow night for the Captain.

  • http://riveravenuewatch.blogspot.com/ Mike NYY

    How rich do you have to be to get bored with hot women dancing all over you?

    THe greatest evil of money

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Joseph P.

    How do you sleep at night?

    On top of a pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful women.

    Just asking. Yeesh!

  • http://riveraveblues.com Mike A.

    What would you do if you had a million dollars? I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

    • yankz

      One of the greatest quotes from one of the greatest movies ever.

      I think it pretty much sums up the desire of 99% of straight men.