Apr
01

Yanks’ wine trumps Sox

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While we all think Red Sox fans may whine more than Yankee fans, an impartial winetaster from Canada determined yesterday that the Yanks’ charity wine is better than that of the Sox. Bobby Abreu’s Finest Merlot and Jorge Posada‘s Jorge Cabernet trumped the David Ortiz and Jason Varitek vintages. In fact, Ortiz’s wine was, in the words of Paul Grieco, a dud. Sounds about right to me.

Categories : Asides, Whimsy

5 Comments»

  1. Miles Roche says:

    Hey, Mike A.,
    Eric Schultz over at the MVN reporting that the Yankees and Eduardo Salcedo reached an agreement on a 3 million dollar signing bonus.
    Heard anything about it, or is it probably another one of those mean April Fools jokes?

  2. AndrewYF says:

    I love April Fool’s Day.

  3. Miles Roche says:

    You wouldn’t love it if you sent a text to 20-something friends notifying them of the signing (you’re all proud of yourself that you were the 1st to break it to them) and you then get your *** busted over it…

  4. [...] We beat the Red Sox in every way, even with wine. [...]

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