Ladies, look out for Derek

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Clemens, Torre suspended

Via The Big Lead comes this gem: An employee of Jessica Alba’s ex-boyfriend Cash Warren claims Alba contracted herpes from Derek Jeter. Where they come up with this stuff, I don’t know. But my sister should be careful if her future plans ever come to fruition.

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  • wayne’s world

    I guess that’s what Alba told Cash when poor ol’ Cash found out he had Herpes. I hear that Cash also bought a bridge from her. I hope Derek didn’t catch ‘em from Alba. In any case, VBK should have a full discussion about this with ol’number 2 well in advance of the moment.

  • http://www.trailerspy.com Julie

    Well this isn’t really a shocker. The man has slept with Mariah Carey for cryin’ out loud.

  • http://www.trailerspy.com Julie

    Chicks don’t dig the herps.

  • dan

    im sure if something negative happened (even about jeter) then some ny paper would have picked it up

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Ben K.

    Hence, Dan, the new “Irresponsible Rumormongering” category, second only to Fascism on my list of Best RAB Categories.

  • Victoria Jeter

    Take it from me, Derek does NOT have herpes.

  • ej877

    How would Jessica Albas ex-boyfriends-assistants-brothers-cousins-former-roommate know that Alba got it from Jeter? There are two kinds of people who would get a thrill out of Jeter-Alba STD rumors;
    1) Red Sox fans
    and
    2) Gay males

    Pure Garbage.

    But if it were true, it would give new meaning to the title
    “The Bronx is Burning”

  • http://www.riveraveblues.com Joseph P.

    But if it were true, it would give new meaning to the title
    “The Bronx is Burning”

    7:30 a.m. and my day is already made. Hilarious.

  • Marsha

    Ditto re Joseph P.’s comment. My first laugh out loud of the day.

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