Aug
09
Ladies, look out for Derek
ByVia The Big Lead comes this gem: An employee of Jessica Alba’s ex-boyfriend Cash Warren claims Alba contracted herpes from Derek Jeter. Where they come up with this stuff, I don’t know. But my sister should be careful if her future plans ever come to fruition.
I guess that’s what Alba told Cash when poor ol’ Cash found out he had Herpes. I hear that Cash also bought a bridge from her. I hope Derek didn’t catch ‘em from Alba. In any case, VBK should have a full discussion about this with ol’number 2 well in advance of the moment.
Well this isn’t really a shocker. The man has slept with Mariah Carey for cryin’ out loud.
Chicks don’t dig the herps.
im sure if something negative happened (even about jeter) then some ny paper would have picked it up
Hence, Dan, the new “Irresponsible Rumormongering” category, second only to Fascism on my list of Best RAB Categories.
Take it from me, Derek does NOT have herpes.
How would Jessica Albas ex-boyfriends-assistants-brothers-cousins-former-roommate know that Alba got it from Jeter? There are two kinds of people who would get a thrill out of Jeter-Alba STD rumors;
1) Red Sox fans
and
2) Gay males
Pure Garbage.
But if it were true, it would give new meaning to the title
“The Bronx is Burning”
But if it were true, it would give new meaning to the title
“The Bronx is Burning”
7:30 a.m. and my day is already made. Hilarious.
Ditto re Joseph P.’s comment. My first laugh out loud of the day.