Jan
29

Canali’s dapper new spokesman

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We knew Mariano Rivera has always looked pretty good in pinstripes, but now he’s taking it to a new level. From Women’s Wear Daily (via the subscription-only Sports Business Daily), we learn that Rivera will don a stylin’ pinstripe suit for Canali’s spring advertisements. The Yanks’ closer will be hawking the Italian men’s wear company in newspaper and magazines this spring and may do some in-store events as well. “He is a very positive person, with a great attitude and style,” Elisabetta Canali, the company’s global communications director, said. “He represents excellence in his field and it comes natural for us to look at him as an ambassador of those values we both share.”

Clearly, Mo, looking sharp in the suit, is gearing up for his career after baseball: male model.

Categories : Not Baseball

33 Comments»

  1. JMK aka The Overshare's Garden Apartment Complex says:

    Hammer of God, don’t hurt ‘em.

  2. Captain Bawls says:

    Career after baseball…are you implying he’ll retire???

  3. Steve H says:

    Guess he’s ready to take a paycut from the Yankees.

  4. Nady Nation says:

    What an absolute stud.

  5. Drew says:

    Pin Striped suit, how fitting.

  6. pat says:

    I find myself just staring at Mo and trying to comprehend how lucky we are.

  7. Jackson says:

    I can’t wait for him to drop Magnum on us.

  8. Pete C. says:

    As we used to say way back when;”it’s the clothes that make the man”. As always Mo’s, impeccable.

  9. Rocky Road Redemption (formerly RAB poster) says:

    Mo is preparing for his inevitable epic decline next year. He knows it’s going to happen because PECOTA said so, so he’s making sure he has a non-baseball income. It’s the beginning of the end.*

    *Sarcasm

  10. Paul Canales says:

    Awesome suit.

  11. Cecala says:

    I am trying to resist these urges to buy that suit

  12. ultimate913 says:

    Wow. Has the recession become so bad that even God is forced to get a job?

  13. king of fruitless hypotheticals says:

    I’m buying one.

    Step One: Buy fantastic Italian suit like Mo.
    Step Two: ????
    Step Three: Get a job

  14. Warren says:

    If only every sports player would follow Mo’s lead.

    Would be a fine looking bunch

  15. pete says:

    Mariano Rivera, making Sinatra look like a hobo for 16 years and counting.

    Seriously though, even though i know Mo’s contributions to how many games the yankees win each year are, while good, relatively unspectacular (though the fact that he’s consistently one of the most valuable relievers in the game year after year for as long as he has been is crazy), his contributions to the yanks being super-awesome badasses who are inherently better human specimens than all players from other teams are astronomical. His career AAR (awesomeness above replacement) is literally infinity.

    • pete says:

      btw how did we get a zoolander reference before the first anchorman one? I mean, not knocking zoolander, but this is RAB…

  16. rachel says:

    He’s kinda got the crazy-eyes going on, but it’s Mo so it’s okay. LOVE the pinstripes.

  17. Amy says:

    Daaaamn, son, lookin’ GOOD.

  18. Stevis says:

    Ben..actually Mo’s wearing a sportcoat and slacks!

  19. [...] Canali, the Italian clothing manufacturer, announced that Mariano Rivera would be their new spokesman, we noted how it seemed to be a perfect match. Rivera carries himself gracefully, and the [...]

  20. [...] Rivera‘s second career as a high-class male fashion model is truly taking off. After donning Canali pinstripes for the spring, the Yanks’ closer and the Italian designer have teamed up for the fall. [...]

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