• Bill Simmons: big fucking hack

    He used to be good, but now he’s just a big fucking hack. How ESPN let’s one of it’s “personalities” be so blatantly biased is beyond me. I’m having a FJM moment, so forgive me. From the Sports Guy’s blog: As for Clemens signing with the Yankees, I was surprised by my lack of emotion as I watched him pull a Jimmy Chitwood and address his forgiving lapdogs at Yankee Stadium (who seemed perfectly willing to forget that Clemens screwed them over a few years ago by fleeing to Houston). Wow, lapdogs perfectly willing to forget that he screwed them over? If he didn’t mention Clemens by name, you’d think he was talking about Epstein. I didn’t really care. I swear, I didn’t care. In fact, Simmons cared so little about the Rocket signing that he drummed up an 840 word blog post about it. In fact, here are 10 reasons I’m happy the Rocket signed with the Yankees. Oh boy, here it comes… 1. There’s finally a villain on the 2007 Yankees. Just like the good old days. I was tired of talking myself into despising A-Rod and Posada. I know, it’s hard to root for guys who fight with THEIR MASKS OFF. 2. Since he didn’t sign with Boston, I wasn’t put in the position of (A) having to boycott his starts and (B) feeling constantly sick because so many Red Sox fans would have been perfectly willing to forgive him if he came back. Forgive him? It was your incompetent owner who felt the team would be better off without a guy who won 192 games in 10 years… This would have been awful. I would not have handled it well. Now I get to look forward to the possibility of Clemens pitching in Fenway in three weeks while the entire crowd chants, “H-G-H! H-G-H! H-G-H! H-G-H!” Much better. I guess Sully O’Tool and Smitty O’Sully don’t have the brainpower to formulate chants that involve more than 2 alternating letters. And please, if you want to talk PED’s, take a gander at that fat fuck you have at DH… 3. He burned his bridges with yet another city (Houston). Love when that happens. You’re right, they’d never take him back. 4. Watching the inevitable “Brokeback Mountain” parody trailer on YouTube with Clemens and Andy Pettitte. It hasn’t happened yet, but you know it’s coming. Oh ha ha, a gay joke. He must not have seen this5. If he’d signed with Boston, between Dice-K Mania, 5.45 ERA… Beckett’s quest for 30 wins If only every pitcher could face the offensive juggernauts that are the Royals, Mariners, Angels, Orioles and A’s 5 out of every 6 starts… and the return of the greatest Red Sox pitcher ever, Curt Schilling Oh no he didn’t. The only time that fat fuck ever won anything was when he played second fiddle to Randy Johnson and Pedro Martinez, two guys with real Hall of Fame resumes. Bill, make sure you wipe your lipstick off Curt’s ass before you roll him back into the ocean. might have snapped from a lack of attention — we could have seen him break a baseball bat over a Japanese photographer’s head just to grab the spotlight again. Glad we avoided this. 6. Honestly? I don’t think Clemens will be that good for the Yanks. A Sawx fan that doesn’t think Clemens will be good for the Yanks? Way to be original Sports Guy. Settin’ the bar nice and high… He turns 45 in August and has been pitching in an inferior hitting league for the past few years. Read Joe’s 4th full paragraph. Physically, it just doesn’t add up. He’s defying the career paths of every other pitcher in the the history of baseball … I mean, even a freak of nature like Nolan Ryan started to break down in his mid-40s. Yeah, the guys who played into their mid-to-late 40′s, you know, the Nolan Ryan’s and Satchel Paige’s and Warren Spahn’s of the world really didn’t amount to much…except Hall of Famers. How is Clemens still chugging along? How? Hard work baby. The whole “I need a month to get myself back into playing shape” thing is irrelevant apparently. I just feel as though the odds of Clemens either breaking down or becoming involved in a massive scandal seem to be much greater than the odds of him continuing to be an elite pitcher. And if he stinks … it’s going to be glorious. Just glorious. When Will Ferrell used the word “glorious” in Old School, it was funny. Five years later though, not so much. 7. The Yankees’ clubhouse is already fragile enough … now they’re adding a guy who abides by his own sets of rules, A guy who abides by his own rule huh? Has he never heard of this? flies back home after every start, drags his kids around with him like Michael Jackson, And now a pedophile joke…fun-ny. and comes and goes when he pleases? Sounds like a recipe for disaster, doesn’t it? If he struggles out of the gate, the Yankees’ fans will turn on him faster than the WWE fans turning on John Cena during a pay-per-view. A wresting reference? He just confused every non-junior high aged male who’s reading… 8. We’re coming closer and closer to my dream of Clemens’ Hall of Fame plaque featuring a cap with a dollar sign on it. I feel as if that’s a genuine possibility at this point. Yeah, guys who play for the money are such douchebags. 9. The Red Sox spitefully giving No. 21 to someone else this season, preferably the worst pitcher on the team. In fact, I vote that they bring Rich Garces back, feed him burritos until he passes the 400-pound mark, then squash him into a No. 21 jersey and hire him as the bullpen coach. Better yet, why not give Garces #21, stick him in the bullpen, and watch the dumbfounded look on your face in a mirror when you realize he’s your best middle reliever. 10. Looking forward to an entire season of e-mails like these … Ooooooooooooh boy. Should I pick on his minions? Yeah…… RC in Guatemala City: “So let me get this straight … we’re supposed to be scared of the Yankees hiring a 45-year-old fat dude with groin problems? Really?” So let me get this straight … we’re supposed to be scared of a 22-year old who had a 4.76 ERA last year with cancer? Really?? Jason T. in Maine: “I’m happy Roger is going to the Yankees. Trying to bring him back to Boston made me feel like Forrest Gump at the end of the movie. You know, when Jenny, the used-up coke fiend, came back to Forrest to die of AIDS after screwing half the continent. After the last two series, the amount of hate for the Yankees, at least in my heart, was in serious decline. Now I feel reinvigorated, full of hate for all things pinstriped.” …this dude’s got issues… Gary in Somerville, Mass.: “I thought you were nuts last year when you were openly hoping that Roger didn’t come back to Boston. But after he dangled himself in front of the Yanks, Sox and Astros AGAIN this year I snapped out of it and realized that some things just aren’t worth another championship. That grotesque display today IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME told me I made the right choice. Am I the only one that finds this Clemens/Pettitte thing more than a little odd? I can imagine that when Roger told his wife that he was going back to the Yankees she had the same look on her face that Michelle Williams did when Heath Ledger told her he was going ‘fishing’ with Jake Gyllenhaal.” The difference between the Red Sox and the Yanks: Hall of Famers announcing their return to the team in front of 55,000 screaming fans is considered “grotesque” only by the former. And was that another Brokeback Mountain reference? Great homophobic minds think alike… John F. in Kansas: “This is historic … who ever heard of a rat jumping ON a sinking ship?” Now that one’s clever. Made me giggle a bit. It’ll be even funnier when the Yanks win the AL East. Again. For the 10th year in a row. · (24) ·

  • Apologies for the misleading information

    I guess I need to check my work. Here’s Kyle’s breakdown when pitching back-to-back days last year: April 4; April 5 – 1 ER April 14; April 15 – 0 ER April 26; April 27 – 0 ER May 15; May 16 – 0 ER May 23; May 24 – 0 ER May 28; May 29 – 0 ER; May 30 – 1 ER (but that’s the third day) June 1; June 2 – 0 ER June 27; June 28 – 0 ER July 7; July 8 – 0 ER; July 9 – 0 ER (third day in a row with no earned runs) July 18; July 19 – 0 ER August 8; August 9 – 4 ER (shoulda checked my work before I posted that) September 16; September 17 – 1 ER Okay, so I missed three games: April 5, August 9 (and how could I forget THAT game?), and September 17. That’s 12 appearances (apparently I did count the third straight days in my initial count – apologies again), and only thrice did he allow a run. Maybe it’s not as appalling as I had made it out to be at first. But looking at this, would you say he’s had trouble pitching back-to-back days? I wouldn’t. He did it nine straight times before August 9. That’s where the myth began, I believe, since it only happened once the rest of the season. One again, apologies for rushing that post up without checking my work. I still think I have a valid point, though not as emphatic as I thought it was yesterday. · (1) ·


Willie Bloomquist said it best. “We’ll take it,” he said. “It’s just a good thing there’s no instant replay in baseball.” Which, of course, raises the obvious question: Why is baseball so averse to instant replay?

Meanwhile, Peter Abraham notes that the umpire admitted his mistake. “I kicked the shit out of it,” Gerry Davis said. He ought to be suspended for this call. It’s an inexcusable inability to do his job.

If the baseball powers-that-be had any sense of justice, they would order this game replayed from the top of the 8th without the blind Gerry Davis on the field. But that won’t happen. So what can we do (other than tar and feather Mr. Davis)?

The truth is, the Yankees managed to put 14 runners on base but eked across just two runs. You can blame a bad call for the blown game. Sure, the bad didn’t help. But I want to blame Bobby Abreu.

Bobby Abreu, who hasn’t hit lower than 3rd since April 20th. Bobby Abreu who is 12 for 67 (.179) with 4 RBIs since April 20th. Bobby Abreu who left seven runs on and struck out looking in the bottom of the 9th with the tying run 180 feet from the plate. Bobby Abreu who shouldn’t be batting third and yet keeps landing there because of the Joe Torre’s pencil can’t figure out a way to get Hideki Matsui or Jorge Posada into that three hole. Hell, at this point, Doug Mientkiewicz is hitting .100 points better than Bobby Abreu since April 20th. Someone wake up the sleeping manager.

But blown calls and missed opportunities aside, I want to leave you with one question that has to be asked: Now can we start worrying about Mariano Rivera?

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Down on the Farm

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So how ’bout that Matty DeSalvo character? Mighty indeed.

But man, come on ump!

Kei Igawa to Single-A? Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Triple-A Scanton (2-1 win over Pawtucket)
Chris Basak: 1 for 4, 1 CS
Eric Duncan: 1 for 3, 1 BB
Shelley Duncan: 0 for 0, 1 R, 3 BB – I believe that 0 for 0 is a DotF first…
Bronson Sardinha: 1 for 3, 1 R, 1 HR, 2 RBI
rest of lineup: 0 for 17, 6 K
Tyler Clippard: 7 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 3 BB, 9 K – 2 strong starts in a row…

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  • Perception is reality

    Michael Kay just infuriates me. Kyle Farnsworth comes on to pitch the eighth, and Kay says that Farnsworth doesn’t pitch well on back-to-back days. I bet Michael Kay never looked at Kyle’s game log from last year. If he did, he would see that Farnsworth pitched back-to-back days 14 times last year. In the second of those games, he allowed zero runs. As in not any. Not one. He did get jacked up once when he pitched three games in a row, in the third game. But he did not allow any runs in the second of that set. Of course, Farnsworth gives up a run on a broken-bat single, a bullshit steal, and a single. He pitched plenty well, but he’s still going to get shit for it. Amazing. Update: I’m wrong, but not as wrong as Kay. I’ve posted my correction above. · (7) ·


Return of the Joba

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Lamest. Title. Ever.

But who really cares. Joba Chamberlain is on the mound for the High-A Tampa Yanks tonight.

You’d be hard pressed to find a better 1-2 punch on one team in the minors than Ian Kennedy-Joba right now.

Update: He’s outta the game, here’s what the big guy did:

4 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 5 K – if you haven’t been keeping track, his career K/BB ratio is now 51-3 as a pro…

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  • Yanks say sayonara to Igawa, for now

    One day after Darrell Rasner’s 5.2-inning, shut-out performance, the Yanks have wisely decided that he’s a better choice for the rotation than overpriced Japanese import Kei Igawa. As Peter Abraham reports, the Yanks have optioned Igawa to Scranton, and Rasner will keep a rotation spot. So until Hughes comes back and Clemens is ready, the Yanks are going with a rotation of Wang-Pettitte-Mussina-Rasner-Matt De Salvo. · (2) ·

Okay, think quick: who is the NCAA’s all time career strikeouts leader with 603 K’s? What about the career wins leader with 53? What about the single season strikeout champ with 205? It’s gotta be Mark Prior, right? He was the man while at Vandy and USC. Maybe Kris Benson? Paul Wilson? Wrong, wrong, and wrong again. While Prior, Benson and Wilson are widely considered to be the three greatest college pitchers ever, none of them even comes close to any of those records. Every man who has ever thrown a college baseball pitch in the history of the universe is looking up to one man: Mighty Matt DeSalvo. And to think, with all that collegiate success, he didn’t even get drafted.

Born Matthew Thomas DeSalvo, but perhaps better known as Mighty Matt (a moniker I originated at the outset of the season), the 6′-0″, 180 lb product of New Castle, Pennsylvania will become the tenth man to start a game for the Yankees this season when he toes the rubber tonight against the Mariners. That’s right, tenth. And yes, that is a record for the fewest number of games into the season in which a team has used 10 different starters. But unlike Chase Wright and Darrell Rasner before him, the Yanks are giving DeSalvo a chance to be something more than just a band-aid.

What makes Mighty Matt different? Why can he be the guy who stands out from the pack? It’s simple: experience (well, that and talent). Since 2004 Mighty Matt has thrown 318.2 innings at or above the Double-A level, 18 more than Wright (34.1) and Rasner (266) have combined for at this point in their careers. And in those 318.2 innings DeSalvo has run the gauntlet: great success, great failure, mediocrity, adversity, cold weather, warm weather, starting games, coming out of the bullpen, control problems…you name it, he’s been through it at the highest non-big league levels.

Many are quick to point out his disasterous 2006 campaign, which saw him go 116.2 IP, 127 H, 99 R, 83 ER, 93 BB, 82 K, but DeSalvo was caught up in some personal problems (I heard everything from he was getting divorced to he split up with his high school sweetheat and everything in between, but I think it’s safe to say it involved some chick)Â which you can’t just dismiss. He’s a human being after all, and don’t tell me that personal stuff has never affected you at your job.

DeSalvo has gotten himself back on track this year, holding hitters to a .167-.286-.222 line overall. He’s absolutely dominated right handed hitters, limiting them to .109-.226-.152 with fewer walks (3.95 BBper9 against 4.62 overall) and more strikeouts (8.56 Kper9 vs 8.17). After a rocky first start to the year, DeSalvo has gone 22.2 IP, 10 H, 1 ER, 11 BB, 20 K in his last 4 appearances. Yes his walks will frustrate you, but he’s been walking alot of guys since college, so it’s not like having all those baserunners on will be foreign to him.

If you’ve never seen him pitch, DeSalvo’s motion is similar to Kevin Brown’s. He over-rotates and shows his back to the hitter before using all that leverage to hurl himself towards the plate, something I’m a big fan of. His repetoire is seemingly endless: he throws a four-seam fastball, a two-seamer, a cutter, a split, two types of changeups (a straight change and one with fade), a spike knuckle-curve, a more loopy curve, a slurvy slider, a forkball and the kitchen sink. Relying on deception rather than overpowering stuff, Mighty Matt throws all of those pitches from about half-a-dozen arm lots. That assortment of pitches and arm slots reminds me of a former Yankee great: David Cone.

Does DeSalvo have Cone’s heart, stomach and brain? That remains to be seen. But for all you statheads out there, man do the numbers stack up mighty well (those are career minor league stats):

Cone:Â 7.85 Hper9, 4.53 BBper9, 6.64 Kper, 1.38 WHIP
DeSalvo: 7.48 Hper9, 4.59 BBper9, 8.40 Kper9, 1.34 WHIP

With the exception of strikeouts, all of the rate stats are within 5% of each other (4.95% to be exact). So, um, wow.

What do I expect from Mighty Matt tonight? When you consider that he’s facing a rather impatient Mariners’ lineup, I think he can do pretty well. I’m sure Joe “I think I’ll try and fuck with fate by pinch running for Giambi in the middle of a perfect game” Torre will have a quick hook tonight, so I’m gonna go with 5.2 IP, 6 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 3 BB, 4 K, 1 HB. I look forward to seeing how he does, he’s for sure the second most talented guy the Yanks have brought up from the minors this year.

What do y’all think?

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From today’s Under the Knife (subscription required):

Here’s the long and short on Carl Pavano–even before he had an MRI or saw a specialist, he’d made the decision to have Tommy John surgery…

Much like Octavio Dotel a few years ago, though, Pavano is simply not willing to pitch through the soreness…

Call him “American Idle” or the “Rajah of Rehab” if you want. In my opinion, he’s gone beyond that, and is simply stealing money.

The gist of the article is that Pavano’s UCL is torn, but not completely, and it shouldn’t necessitate surgery. By having the surgery, he basically ends his tenure as a Yankee, which I’m sure he welcomes.

Notice that I didn’t once mention his name in the Clemens article. The Yanks are certainly better off at this point not having Carl Pavano around. Though, if he just allowed the injury to heal and was willing to pitch through pain, he could be added to that budding bullpen mix. That’s just not happening, though.

This leaves the Yanks in an interesting scenario. They don’t need Pavano; not now, not later this season, not next year. He wants to have surgery that is not necessary — on the team’s dime, for certain — and then rehab — also on the team’s dime. If he continues to insist on surgery against the team’s will, DFA him. Now, I’m not sure if that removes the team’s responsibility to pay for his surgery and rehab. But if it does, there’s no reason for Pavano to stick around. Let some other team deal with him.

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